By kax | October 10, 2011 - 11:15 pm - Filed Under allison road
A: we were on a school bus and i wanted to get a tour bua experience so i was harnessed to a seat and the driver would drive like this (insert hand motions) and it would stretch my hymen.
Me, M and Tom: your what?
A: (deadpan) my hymen
Us: your fucking hymen???!!!!
A: my hymen
Us: wtf
A: oh my diaphragm
Us: fufufufu
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