By kax | October 10, 2011 - 11:15 pm - Filed Under allison road

A: we were on a school bus and i wanted to get a tour bua experience so i was harnessed to a seat and the driver would drive like this (insert hand motions) and it would stretch my hymen.

Me, M and Tom: your what?

A: (deadpan) my hymen

Us: your fucking hymen???!!!!

A: my hymen

Us: wtf

A: oh my diaphragm

Us: fufufufu